I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
