He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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