i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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