I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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