Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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