I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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