Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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