Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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