Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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