my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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