did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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