Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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