definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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