i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
