On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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