I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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