i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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