When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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