How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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