I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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