Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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