5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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