On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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