People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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