i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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