Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Of course I have a pirate flag
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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