the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
