Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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