If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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