I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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