what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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