I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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