The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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