your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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