I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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