There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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