eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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