are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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