As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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