But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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