Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Couch. On fire.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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