Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Pappa wants mamma naked
Non-Jews are for practice
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Randomize
