White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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