with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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