12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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