i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize