Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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