jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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