Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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