dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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