I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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