What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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