So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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