I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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