i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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