talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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